According to Hardball Talk, the MLB is gearing up to make some more suspensions because of steroids. I mean come on, what are we doing here? One of the most entertaining players in the league, Dee Gordon, was just suspended for 80 games. Enough is enough, just let the players go back to sticking needles in their asses. The game was much more fun back then anyways. The records are already ruined, let's ruin them again. I wan't to see moon shots again. I want to see gigantic necks and tiny heads again. I want to see unnatural-looking human beings swinging a piece of wood at a ball that is traveling unnaturally fast because the pitcher is all roided up to. Let's go back to the good old days, huh? Instead of suspending these guys, give them a raise.
Let's make baseball fun again.