Cloning Tanguay? It is crazy enough that it just might work.
With the track record of members of the Red Sox organization having intimate relations with female members of the media, there are reports that Gary Tanguay is going to do something about it. For the past few years, Tanguay has been building his very own cloning device that is entirely powered by his own flatulence. It has also been reported that the United States government has offered Tanguay millions of dollars for the device, but he has declined. The only condition he would accept the offer is if his script for Step Brothers 2 be put on the big screen. The government has reportedly declined believing that the film may cause mental health issues to develop among patrons.
Time will tell if Tanguay will fully be able to clone himself and take over the Boston media entirely. Sources say he is well on his way, and that he may have cloned his first squirrel late Friday evening. If he completes his masterpiece, there may be no more media members sleeping with members of the Red Sox organization. What a time to be alive.
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