I've had enough of Clay Buchholz. I don't ever want to see him again. Ever. Not even in passing like at a Home Depot or something. I cannot stand that guy. He's a mental case that occasionally can pitch like an elite pitcher. 10 years is 10 too much. Get him out of here. I'll drive him to the airport. Free of charge. Maybe he is afraid of cars and wants to go by horse and buggy. I'll go with him in the wagon and hold his hand until we get to the airport. I'll carry his luggage. If he is afraid of cars, maybe he is afraid of airplanes too. I will travel across the country in a horse and buggy with Clay to ensure that he is no longer in Boston. I'm not watching him pitch for the Red Sox anymore. I can't handle it. No more grand slams. No more 5 hour games. No more Buchholz. Fuck Clay Buchholz.
Oh yeah and the Red Sox won the baseball game today against the Astros 6-5
Hanley Ramirez also inexplicably bunted with the go-ahead run on third with two outs in the bottom of the 9th inning.
The Red Sox get the win because David Ortiz is still David Ortiz. His 600th career double wound up being the game winner.