Seriously, how much longer must Red Sox fans be subjected to this guy? He is unwatchable. Whenever a man reaches base he turns into a puddle and slows the game down to hault. He throws over to first base 800 times and then serves up a meatball. We've seen this movie before, it never ends well. The Boston Red Sox have a 200 million dollar payroll and for their number 2 starter is Clay Buchholz. How absurd is that?
Just give him away. I don't care about the return, I cannot stand watching this guy anymore. He is consistently inconsistent and everybody is just waiting for him to get injured. Just get rid of him. Leave him in Texas. Pay the Astros to make him a part of their organization. They need pitching, right? Come on Houston, take Buchholz. He's a good guy and this is the year he is going to pitch 200 innings. He's totally going to remain healthy all year. Totally. That grand-slam he gave up today? Almost never happens to Clay. When the pressure is on, man does Buchholz deliver. What do you say, Houston? He's all yours just say the word.
Just get this guy off the Red Sox. It is all I ask. Get this guy off of my TV screen. Thank you. I've pretty much already accepted that the Red Sox are not going to be good this year, don't make me watch Buchholz too. Please.