For the 17th time these two epic, wonderful, incredible, beautiful and beautiful quarterbacks will meet. Brady vs Manning! Supermodel vs Gigantic Forehead! Uggs vs Nationwide! Yay! Wait.. no. No no no no no. This sucks! Brady and Manning again? Are you kidding me? We all know how this story ends. Brady beats Peyton and whomever is announcing the game will have their lips firmly placed on Manning's perfect butt cheeks the entire broadcast.
I can't wait for this "rivalry" to be over. I can't wait for this game to end and Tom Brady trots off the field straight to his 7th Super Bowl appearance and Manning fades away into the night. Actually, that is probably wishful thinking. Odds are that Manning teases coming back next season the entire off-season. The media will speculate and beat the topic to death. "Where will Manning play next year?!" The better question would be, "who gives a shit?" Seriously, have you seen Manning play this year? If you are an NFL franchise and invest money into Manning than holy smokes your collective organization is one gigantic wet fart.
For the love of God just let this game be over and please let Peyton Manning retire. This entire week leading up to this game will be one huge smooch on Peyton Manning's rear end. Please, let this be the last time we have to hear this. Also, hypothetically speaking, if Manning and the Broncos do miraculously find a way to win the AFC championship game against the Patriots Sunday, what chances do you give them in the Superbowl? Manning versus the Panthers defense? Good luck with that Mr. Manning. It will be the second absolute beatdown Manning will suffer in the Super Bowl if the Broncos somehow win this Sunday and they absolutely will not beat the Patriots.
6 more days. 6 more days till hopefully, mercifully this tired storyline ends. Brady vs Manning, one can only hope for the last time.
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