Number 5! the evils of halloween
number 4! the beauty of a banana
The banana. AKA the nightmare of the atheist.
Number 3! education is inherently religous
Oh okay, thanks Kirk. Everyone who is a Christian should just have a private education. Practical.
number 2! all women should obey their husband
Number 1! That god awful "Saving Christmas" movie
I mean, holy shit was this movie terrible. Sweet baby Jesus on rubber crutches this was a tough movie to sit through. If you wan't to bore yourself to death, sit through Saving Christmas. You will think you are in heaven once that piece of garbage is over. No human should have to sit through that film.